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ndnickerson:

nice.

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pinkiepony:

Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you

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internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

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ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

image

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catsamazing:

He wouldn’t move until I turned it on…

catsamazing:

He wouldn’t move until I turned it on…

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princetabris:

i cant believe people consciously choose to follow me and decide to themselves “Yeah I want to see more of whatever this nerd’s doing”

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Boromir cuddling Hobbits because why not.

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mikefalzone:

flannelandsatin:

tastefullyoffensive:

*Wink*

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

Yup.

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twiday:

so I was skimming over people’s Valentines messages in The West Australian newspaper and then there was this. 

twiday:

so I was skimming over people’s Valentines messages in The West Australian newspaper and then there was this. 

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mysticmayas:

dont be mean to couples on valentines day like i know it can be a little disheartening but like if a couple is havin a special day together dont make fun of them or act like theyre gross thats just a dick move 

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jelliekittie:

the-princess-for-life:

chickennuggetpower:

Disney Plot Twists

  • Meet the Robinsons - The Robinsons are Lewis’s future family.
  • Bolt - The intro sequence was part of a TV show.
  • The Princess and the Frog - Tiana and Naveen are transformed back into humans.
  • Tangled - Flynn cuts Rapunzel’s hair.
  • Winnie the Pooh - The Backson is real.
  • Wreck-It Ralph - King Candy is secretly Turbo.

You’ve forgotten:

Frozen - Hans is a villian

I think we all know which is the biggest plot twist

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